We had to do it! The newest Hoffman's Exterminating "Top List"...
Top reasons Eagles fans are the best!
1. We don't all dress up like pirates
2. We don't wave silly towels
3. We don't have one crazy section with a cute nickname like 'The Gold Mine'; our entire stadium is always going nuts
4. We're not "America's Team," and we sure as heck don't want to be
5. Swoop > Sourdough Sam
6. Save your gimmicks. We keep it real!
(thanks to the bleacher report for some of these!)